Josh Robert Thompson

Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice), James Taylor (voice), Sean Hannity (voice), Joe Biden (voice), Michael McDonald (voice), Joey Lawrence (voice), Elf (voice), Danny McBride (voice), John Mayer (voice), Red Redding (voice), John Davidson (voice), Tommy Lee Jones (voice), Aaron Sorkin (voice), (voice), Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice), Don Imus (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Red Cloak (voice), Garrison Keillor (voice), Samuel Alito (voice), Kevin Costner (voice), Drew Carey (voice)

Robert Stack (voice), Security Guard (voice), Wayne Gretzky (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Man at Bar (voice), Paul Rudd (voice), Jaramillo Henchman (voice), Junior (voice), Jerry Seinfeld (voice), (voice), Elijah Wood(voice)

Geoff Peterson (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Tyler

Condom

Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)

Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)

Construction Foreman / Additional Voices (voice)

Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)

Morgan Freeman (Voice)

The Feds

Morgan Freemond (voice)

Technician (Voice)

Grumpy (voice)