Josh Robert Thompson

Patrick Swayze / Robert Loggia (voice), James Taylor (voice), Sean Hannity (voice), Joe Biden (voice), Elf (voice), Michael McDonald (voice), Danny McBride (voice), John Mayer (voice), Joey Lawrence (voice), Red Redding (voice), Tommy Lee Jones (voice), John Davidson (voice), Aaron Sorkin (voice), (voice), Dennis Quaid / Tommy Lee Jones (voice), Don Imus (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Red Cloak (voice)

Robert Stack (voice), Security Guard (voice), Wayne Gretzky (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice), Man at Bar (voice), Paul Rudd (voice), Jaramillo Henchman (voice), Junior (voice), Jerry Seinfeld (voice), (voice), Elijah Wood(voice)

Geoff Peterson (voice), Morgan Freeman (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Narrator (voice)

Tyler

Condom

Narrator / Additional Voices (voice)

Brad Bird / Dane the Saxophone Bird (voice)

Construction Foreman (voice)

Spider Lieutenant / Store Employee (voice)

Morgan Freeman (Voice)

The Feds

Morgan Freemond (voice)

Technician (Voice)

Grumpy (voice)